ker-

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!


SEE YOU THERE

or he will come when you sleep...

informative as always.

today:

this

and

v.weird.

weird dreams


it's real nice

LISTEN

yeah?



"her hands kinda look plastic, i was kinda worried about that."

family portrait - mega secrets.MP3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH AH AH AHHHH!

then

then


then


then

ELO kiddies.

yeah im fine,

just spent the last couple weeks eating all the food

no time for blog.


but today is different yeah.

DG products/cheap trick.

plus stags head for crocodiles/human hair tonight.

yeah?

yr so vein.

grassy arse.

INTERNET IS BACK

facebook/youtube/greatdogsite...
i can do it all mate.

so the general election is just around the corner but first theres the important matter ofchoose wise.

this weekend was MEGA fun.

hitting the park - BIG plus.
drinking stripe - ALWAYS plus
throwing a football jock style - PLUS
(pulling every muscle in my body doing it - MINUS but whatever doesn't break you makes you stronger)
and for everything else there's mastercard.

use said card to order this

from here or here.

see you at the park when yr done.


jacuzzi boys - the park (dig it).MP3

summergh.

id be SO up for this!
only i really dont like being ill...

curses.
then again these guys seem to be having a pretty awesome time...

presumably this is pay day and these days are long gone.


yep.

so i got well ahead of myself yesterday.

saw the sun for the first time in 100 years and put on some summer jamz.

got excited at the prospect of drinking warm rad stripe at the park.

(probz take a few scotch eggs too, appear less threatening)

summer = massive disappointment, always.
and yet my expectations get higher every year...
ill get to work on a graph to represent this.

until then join the conga line of positivity.

weed diamond - let's burn one down.MP3

newsround.

OMG

such a rush.



and now

pygmy shrews

supporting pissed jeans on a few dates.

you can see why.

rent hole.MP3


other happenings this week include (in no particular order):

JAVELIN remix HEALTH.

checkit.

in heat remix.MP3


i get a way cool pad with way cool pals.

s'gonna be A LOT like this.


nadine thinks cheryl is milking split.

oooo get 'er.

!!!

alright mush.

have you heard the news?

chubby brown is a bad person!?

i know, i can't believe it either...
ill have to watch newsround later.

on a much happier note i have been listening to these guyz a lot.

rank/xerox - discipline.MP3

anyway, see you at church.
x

jerry! jerry!

i know it makes your dad sick in his mouth but we are the hugging generation.
embrace it. and eachother.


having said that, when did the classic pat on the tush go out of style?

moving on.

as a man with strangely feminine legs i can really appreciate man legs.

animals.mp3
+ the charmingly titled 'i dont care! (if youre pregnant)' make up the animals 7".


you can go download that, as well as the woke up 7" over on their myspace.
for free.
nice of em innit?

take care sweetie, C U soon.
x

bloody mary.

OH HIIII!

yeah not bad.

just about to head to paradise vendors/italian beach babes comp launch.


its gonna be right nice.

you going?

P.S.




i ♥ die! die! die!

happy bed day.

4 8 15 16 23 42.

i wonder how many lottery folk insist on playing those numbers knowing full well what trouble they cause...

anyway.

have you seen this?

WHADDA GR8 VID.

sisterworld is mighty fine.
heres a taste.
the overachievers.MP3

you love wild palms?

HEY so do i!
i assume ill see you at this next week?


wear that turtle-neck.
its to die for.
you know, the one that goes perfectly with the green slacks.

oh who am i kidding, you always look great.

sh1t.

honey i've been a fool...
i wasnt paying you enough attention.
too many beers and not enough internets.
i know that now... and im gonna make it right.

GO SAINTS!
did ya see? did ya see?!

HOWEVER

everyone knows the best part of the superbowl are the ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR commercials.
(or something like that)

therefore the non profit bbc coverage just didnt give the all american vibes i was hoping for... sigh.

this is just an example of what us poor limeys were missing.



money well spent i think you'll agree.

since being reunited with the world wide web, firstly i had to catch up on hell's kitchen USA ("the most explosive season yet" btw)

so yeah, apologies for being lame but im back now, baby, and everythings gonna be allllllright.

here is a song by total slacker

crystal necklace.MP3

RIGHT im gonna go get a burrito & a bud, the american dream.

p.s. go check out the super sweet mixtape from young governor over @
no guv no luv.

follow that kid!

finally time to put the home alone soundtrack away.
i guess...

i tend to go for a 1 month on/11 months off strategy.
but i can change that whenever i want.
im my own boss.

so what can follow such a great month?
well im glad you asked.

these guys

the zookeepers.
thats who.


ballin' outrageous is awesome.
and you can go get it HERE for whatever price you feel comfortable with!!

so for free then.
you scumbags.

having said that
here is
chicken.MP3

something to entertain while you look for your wallet yeah.


p.s. real gems on youtube too...

boo hockey.

?

i dunno if privacy settings have changed and people are yet to notice but facebook just got a whole lot better.

everyone i went to school with either got fat or pregnant.
or in some cases both.
mind you, one is conducive to the other.
fat girls are easy.

i would have made a great spy but sadly as i didnt go to cambridge i slipped through the net.

BIG news.

SO SO MODERN are back.

at last a long player.

out on transgressive march 1st.

so still a way off i know.

but oh wait.... whats this?

like WOAH!

cold pumas AND wild palms too!?

rockfeedback


you are really spoiling us.