Sunday, 21 February 2010

Thursday, 18 February 2010

4 8 15 16 23 42.

i wonder how many lottery folk insist on playing those numbers knowing full well what trouble they cause...

anyway.


have you seen this?



WHADDA GR8 VID.

sisterworld is mighty fine.
heres a taste.
the overachievers.MP3

you love wild palms?

HEY so do i!
i assume ill see you at this next week?


wear that turtle-neck.
its to die for.
you know, the one that goes perfectly with the green slacks.

oh who am i kidding, you always look great.


Monday, 8 February 2010

sh1t.

honey i've been a fool...
i wasnt paying you enough attention.
too many beers and not enough internets.
i know that now... and im gonna make it right.

GO SAINTS
!
did ya see? did ya see?!

HOWEVER

everyone knows the best part of the superbowl are the ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR commercials.
(or something like that)

therefore the non profit bbc coverage just didnt give the all american vibes i was hoping for... sigh.

this is just an example of what us poor limeys were missing.



money well spent i think you'll agree.

since being reunited with the world wide web, firstly i had to catch up on hell's kitchen USA ("the most explosive season yet" btw)


so yeah, apologies for being lame but im back now, baby, and everythings gonna be allllllright.

here is a song by total slacker

crystal necklace.MP3

RIGHT im gonna go get a burrito & a bud, the american dream.

p.s. go check out the super sweet mixtape from young governor over @
no guv no luv.


Wednesday, 13 January 2010

follow that kid!

finally time to put the home alone soundtrack away.
i guess...

i tend to go for a 1 month on/11 months off strategy.
but i can change that whenever i want.
im my own boss.

so what can follow such a great month?
well im glad you asked.

these guys



the zookeepers.
thats who.



ballin' outrageous
is awesome.
and you can go get it
HERE for whatever price you feel comfortable with!!

so for free then.

you scumbags.


having said that
here is
chicken.MP3

something to entertain while you look for your wallet yeah.


p.s.
real gems on youtube too...



Monday, 11 January 2010

boo hockey.

i dunno if privacy settings have changed and people are yet to notice but facebook just got a whole lot better.

everyone i went to school with either got fat or pregnant.

or in some cases both.
mind you, one is conducive to the other.
fat girls are easy.

i would have made a great spy but sadly as i didnt go to cambridge i slipped through the net.

BIG news.


SO SO MODERN are back.



at last a long player.

out on transgressive march 1st.
so still a way off i know.

but oh wait.... whats this?

like WOAH!

cold pumas AND wild palms too!?

rockfeedback


you are really spoiling us.


Wednesday, 30 December 2009

sorry.

but i just got too many rad new toys to play with this old thing at the moment.
come 2010 we will be back and better than ever.
you'll see...

but 1st there is the small matter of NYE.
so what are you doing?
this yeah?

cool.
see you there.


oh and incase you were wondering.
my favourite criminal of the year?


the beer box bandit.

believe.

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

love is like an energy.




funny.
but no ratm for me thanks.

just listen to the power of love by frankie goes to hollywood on repeat and give 79p to every homeless person you see.

if you must protest at least make it an enjoyable one...

its actually snowing as i write this.
so heres something festive to enjoy as you baste your bird.

wild billy childish & the musicians of the british empire - santa claus.MP3


its a cracker.

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

2 B jolly.


50% of the team became a crime statistic this week and as a result will now be denied the most basic of human rights: access to the internet.

content will probz be reduced by 50% for a bit.

now for another great release from underwater peoples.

ridgewood, new jersey presents...
frat dad

they have a super 7" out.


here is 50% of it.
freak in nature.mp3




Friday, 4 December 2009

that'll learn ya.

lets just forget about gifts this year yeah?
lets just sit down with friends and family and remember what christmas is all about?
tv & eating.

yeah ok im completely broke.
major ball ache.


cant afford to get people the mildly amusing stuff they neither want nor need + someone get me a storage unit cos after all the stocking filler lolz that shit has to be put somewhere.

oh well.


sacramento based appetite (t. briggs of what's up whom i mentioned here a while back) has a way cool record available thru obstructive vibe.


the ambiguous garment has a lot of lovely things going on.
anyway. the proofs in the pudding.
so heres a little taste.

anonymous citizens.mp3

p.s. happy bday shawn carter.

Thursday, 3 December 2009

USA Y'ALL

So I've been listening to a lot of sunny pop lately to counteract this ridiculously sucky weather. Best Coast is the lady from Pocahaunted's new band. I read that she moved back to California when she finished art school in New York because she missed the seaside. OH REALLY. She likes boys but as far as I can tell from her songs, they don't really like her back much. OH REALLY. Kinda feel like she's my friend because I follow her on twitter. She recently tweeted "Sometimes I think I miss new York but then maybe I'm just on a lot of xanax". LOLZ, be my friend, Besty Coastyy!

I've never been to America, it's all pretty fictional to me but if moving to NY from LA has any similarity to moving to LDN from BN1, then I can totally relate. So fittingly to the city for the sea side exchange, her music has returned to the sunny safe side too. This makes so much sense and I love listening to BC whilst picturing the American dream where "I had a pizza and a bottle of wine" (LOL) and get high on a surfboard with Zachy Effron or with these guys:




It's so easy for the haterz to construct the following smug equation about BC :
[ (blah blah lo-fi blah blah fuzzy blah blah + blah blah reverb blah blah blah) x (blah two chords blah blah blah blah + blah blah blah she wasn't even around in the 60s blah blah) ] x (blah blah blah cos she's female) = rip-off beach punk blah blah Vivian Girls blah blah.....oh snooooze, bullshit! There's no need to re-invent music so why the hell not, music is supposed to be fun and plus, she rhymes "crazy" with "lazy", that's cool and it sure beats the psychedelic jesus sitting around moaning about not being able to find the new sound.


When I'm With You came out on a 7" last week on Black Iris. I checked out Black Iris and whilst Best Coast seems the only thing worth listening to on that label, they have a pretty cool visual continuity for their 7" sleeves worth pointing out. Anyway listen to the song HERE and imagine AMERICA "Y'ALL"....KCYA!