demi & denzel

ker-

2010-08-05T13:20:00.009+01:00

BLAM!

BLAM!

BLAM!

SEE YOU THERE

or he will come when you sleep...

informative as always.

2010-07-30T13:26:00.010+01:00

today:

this

and

v.weird.

2010-07-28T13:33:00.004+01:00

weird dreams

it's real nice

LISTEN

yeah?

"her hands kinda look plastic, i was kinda worried about that."

2010-07-14T17:02:00.005+01:00

family portrait - mega secrets.MP3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH AH AH AHHHH!

2010-07-10T11:09:00.003+01:00

2010-05-24T17:19:00.006+01:00

then

then

then

then

ELO kiddies.

2010-05-17T17:41:00.006+01:00

yeah im fine,

just spent the last couple weeks eating all the food

no time for blog.

but today is different yeah.

DG products/cheap trick.

plus stags head for crocodiles/human hair tonight.

yeah?

2010-04-30T14:43:00.002+01:00

yr so vein.

2010-04-26T16:03:00.005+01:00

grassy arse.

2010-04-13T15:13:00.008+01:00

INTERNET IS BACK

facebook/youtube/greatdogsite...
i can do it all mate.

so the general election is just around the corner but first theres the important matter ofchoose wise.

this weekend was MEGA fun.

hitting the park - BIG plus.
drinking stripe - ALWAYS plus
throwing a football jock style - PLUS
(pulling every muscle in my body doing it - MINUS but whatever doesn't break you makes you stronger)
and for everything else there's mastercard.

use said card to order this

from here or here.

see you at the park when yr done.

jacuzzi boys - the park (dig it).MP3

summergh.

2010-03-19T15:42:00.009Z

id be SO up for this!
only i really dont like being ill...

curses.
then again these guys seem to be having a pretty awesome time...

presumably this is pay day and these days are long gone.

yep.

so i got well ahead of myself yesterday.

saw the sun for the first time in 100 years and put on some summer jamz.

got excited at the prospect of drinking warm rad stripe at the park.

(probz take a few scotch eggs too, appear less threatening)

summer = massive disappointment, always.
and yet my expectations get higher every year...
ill get to work on a graph to represent this.

until then join the conga line of positivity.

weed diamond - let's burn one down.MP3

newsround.

2010-03-17T14:06:00.004Z

OMG

such a rush.

and now

pygmy shrews

supporting pissed jeans on a few dates.

you can see why.

rent hole.MP3

other happenings this week include (in no particular order):

JAVELIN remix HEALTH.

checkit.

in heat remix.MP3

i get a way cool pad with way cool pals.

s'gonna be A LOT like this.

nadine thinks cheryl is milking split.

oooo get 'er.

!!!

2010-03-10T14:59:00.008Z

alright mush.

have you heard the news?

chubby brown is a bad person!?

i know, i can't believe it either...
ill have to watch newsround later.

on a much happier note i have been listening to these guyz a lot.

rank/xerox - discipline.MP3

anyway, see you at church.
x

jerry! jerry!

2010-03-02T15:54:00.007Z

i know it makes your dad sick in his mouth but we are the hugging generation.
embrace it. and eachother.

having said that, when did the classic pat on the tush go out of style?

moving on.

as a man with strangely feminine legs i can really appreciate man legs.

animals.mp3
+ the charmingly titled 'i dont care! (if youre pregnant)' make up the animals 7".

you can go download that, as well as the woke up 7" over on their myspace.
for free.
nice of em innit?

take care sweetie, C U soon.
x

bloody mary.

2010-02-28T17:25:00.005Z

OH HIIII!

yeah not bad.

just about to head to paradise vendors/italian beach babes comp launch.

its gonna be right nice.

you going?

P.S.

i ♥ die! die! die!

happy bed day.

2010-02-21T17:05:00.012Z

4 8 15 16 23 42.

2010-02-18T11:23:00.005Z

i wonder how many lottery folk insist on playing those numbers knowing full well what trouble they cause...

anyway.

have you seen this?

WHADDA GR8 VID.

sisterworld is mighty fine.
heres a taste.
the overachievers.MP3

you love wild palms?

HEY so do i!
i assume ill see you at this next week?

wear that turtle-neck.
its to die for.
you know, the one that goes perfectly with the green slacks.

oh who am i kidding, you always look great.

sh1t.

2010-02-08T15:11:00.004Z

honey i've been a fool...
i wasnt paying you enough attention.
too many beers and not enough internets.
i know that now... and im gonna make it right.

GO SAINTS!
did ya see? did ya see?!

HOWEVER

everyone knows the best part of the superbowl are the ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR commercials.
(or something like that)

therefore the non profit bbc coverage just didnt give the all american vibes i was hoping for... sigh.

this is just an example of what us poor limeys were missing.

money well spent i think you'll agree.

since being reunited with the world wide web, firstly i had to catch up on hell's kitchen USA ("the most explosive season yet" btw)

so yeah, apologies for being lame but im back now, baby, and everythings gonna be allllllright.

here is a song by total slacker

crystal necklace.MP3

RIGHT im gonna go get a burrito & a bud, the american dream.

p.s. go check out the super sweet mixtape from young governor over @
no guv no luv.

follow that kid!

2010-01-13T12:21:00.015Z

finally time to put the home alone soundtrack away.
i guess...

i tend to go for a 1 month on/11 months off strategy.
but i can change that whenever i want.
im my own boss.

so what can follow such a great month?
well im glad you asked.

these guys

the zookeepers.
thats who.

ballin' outrageous is awesome.
and you can go get it HERE for whatever price you feel comfortable with!!

so for free then.
you scumbags.

having said that
here is
chicken.MP3

something to entertain while you look for your wallet yeah.

p.s. real gems on youtube too...

boo hockey.

2010-01-11T16:29:00.014Z

i dunno if privacy settings have changed and people are yet to notice but facebook just got a whole lot better.

everyone i went to school with either got fat or pregnant.
or in some cases both.
mind you, one is conducive to the other.
fat girls are easy.

i would have made a great spy but sadly as i didnt go to cambridge i slipped through the net.

BIG news.

SO SO MODERN are back.

at last a long player.

out on transgressive march 1st.

so still a way off i know.

but oh wait.... whats this?

like WOAH!

cold pumas AND wild palms too!?

rockfeedback

you are really spoiling us.

sorry.

2009-12-30T12:52:00.008Z

but i just got too many rad new toys to play with this old thing at the moment.

come 2010 we will be back and better than ever.
you'll see...

but 1st there is the small matter of NYE.
so what are you doing?
this yeah?

cool.
see you there.

oh and incase you were wondering.
my favourite criminal of the year?

the beer box bandit.

believe.

love is like an energy.

2009-12-16T13:25:00.006Z

funny.
but no ratm for me thanks.

just listen to the power of love by frankie goes to hollywood on repeat and give 79p to every homeless person you see.

if you must protest at least make it an enjoyable one...

its actually snowing as i write this.
so heres something festive to enjoy as you baste your bird.

wild billy childish & the musicians of the british empire - santa claus.MP3

its a cracker.

2 B jolly.

2009-12-09T15:20:00.007Z

50% of the team became a crime statistic this week and as a result will now be denied the most basic of human rights: access to the internet.

content will probz be reduced by 50% for a bit.

now for another great release from underwater peoples.

ridgewood, new jersey presents...
frat dad
they have a super 7" out.

here is 50% of it.
freak in nature.mp3

that'll learn ya.

2009-12-04T15:14:00.007Z

lets just forget about gifts this year yeah?
lets just sit down with friends and family and remember what christmas is all about?
tv & eating.

yeah ok im completely broke.
major ball ache.

cant afford to get people the mildly amusing stuff they neither want nor need + someone get me a storage unit cos after all the stocking filler lolz that shit has to be put somewhere.

oh well.

sacramento based appetite (t. briggs of what's up whom i mentioned here a while back) has a way cool record available thru obstructive vibe.

the ambiguous garment has a lot of lovely things going on.
anyway. the proofs in the pudding.
so heres a little taste.

anonymous citizens.mp3

p.s. happy bday shawn carter.

USA Y'ALL

2009-12-03T13:46:00.009Z

So I've been listening to a lot of sunny pop lately to counteract this ridiculously sucky weather. Best Coast is the lady from Pocahaunted's new band. I read that she moved back to California when she finished art school in New York because she missed the seaside. OH REALLY. She likes boys but as far as I can tell from her songs, they don't really like her back much. OH REALLY. Kinda feel like she's my friend because I follow her on twitter. She recently tweeted "Sometimes I think I miss new York but then maybe I'm just on a lot of xanax". LOLZ, be my friend, Besty Coastyy!

I've never been to America, it's all pretty fictional to me but if moving to NY from LA has any similarity to moving to LDN from BN1, then I can totally relate. So fittingly to the city for the sea side exchange, her music has returned to the sunny safe side too. This makes so much sense and I love listening to BC whilst picturing the American dream where "I had a pizza and a bottle of wine" (LOL) and get high on a surfboard with Zachy Effron or with these guys:

It's so easy for the haterz to construct the following smug equation about BC :
[ (blah blah lo-fi blah blah fuzzy blah blah + blah blah reverb blah blah blah) x (blah two chords blah blah blah blah + blah blah blah she wasn't even around in the 60s blah blah) ] x (blah blah blah cos she's female) = rip-off beach punk blah blah Vivian Girls blah blah.....oh snooooze, bullshit! There's no need to re-invent music so why the hell not, music is supposed to be fun and plus, she rhymes "crazy" with "lazy", that's cool and it sure beats the psychedelic jesus sitting around moaning about not being able to find the new sound.

When I'm With You came out on a 7" last week on Black Iris. I checked out Black Iris and whilst Best Coast seems the only thing worth listening to on that label, they have a pretty cool visual continuity for their 7" sleeves worth pointing out. Anyway listen to the song HERE and imagine AMERICA "Y'ALL"....KCYA!

wknd.

2009-11-28T11:05:00.013Z

who'd have thunk that once upon a time our parents were busy being the kinda way cool dudes we are now?

check out 'my parents were awesome' blog here.

//the super vacations//
henry 7"
comes out soon-ish on shdwply record s.

real nice.
get it here.
the paradise.mp3

a suitably swingin' soundtrack for browsing the rad mums n dads.

murray exit shock.

2009-11-27T12:13:00.007Z

the upside of being poor and having limited internet access is that the days of over indulging in records-a-plenty that half the time i dont get round to listen to proper like are over.
yeah. the upside.
i guess.

now i get a record and listen A LOT. like this one.

english cities.mp3

so have you watched lie to me yet?

no?

probz should m8.
fun//faux educational.
shits on murdershewrote.
+ big fan o' roth.

track number 5

2009-11-24T18:51:00.017Z

Gentle Friendly are basically just super dudes from planet Rad. Radospherians are mainly known for sippin' on Oranginas on awesome sofas.
GF do that, but then they also go and record an incredible album from a bedroom. And then these super vidzzz makers from neighboring planet Woah just go and make raddd vidzzz to GF's super songs from their bedrooms too. Basically: WOAHSUPERRADDD!

I'm so glad that with the recent breakthrough advances on the blogosphere and all, we are now able to connect and fileshare with other Universes...Looking forward to the Future. But in the mean time, whilst GF just continue sittin'n'sippin' in their Universe, Earth is able to listens to their top of the pops worthy new record that just came out on UTR.

Not really, this is all just blo-fi (bloggers fiction). But still, this vid is to the song Lovers Rock, which I think is my fave off GF's new album Ride Slow. It is track number 5, and anyone that had a collection of boyband cds back in their teen years knows that track number 5 is usually the grand sentimental anthem that you listened to in yr discman on the school bus thinking of the dreamy blonde boy from french class that never replied to yr note. (Hi Tom P, if ever you come across this, you never replied in '99 and it still crushes my heart :( .) Actually, apart from upgrading Disc Man for Mr. ipod, not much has changed in the past 10 years. I still sit on buses, listening to track number 5 type songs just wishin' that a dreamy boy would write track number 5 off the self titled Akron/Family album for me. OH LOLZ!

e for effort. f for favour. c for coffee.

2009-11-24T15:08:00.013Z

whadda season finale.

maybe even an all time top 5er.

ill decide the other 4 later cos im sure you are wondering.

when you snap out of the.gif trance head over to check out entrepreneurs.
if you know whats good for you.

this should whet the apphetite.

Brighton, yr so crayzee

2009-11-22T23:56:00.009Z

I think I speak for both of us when I say that we ♥ Brighton. Back in stinky CAPcity after an extremely pleasant Mr ipod listening session on the train. The Brighton to London journey is great for full album listenings. Last night also began as well as ended with a full album play of one of the best albums ever made. (fact,LOL) Talking about "is this it" by the Strokes of course! I put on the full album as my first set at Moon Hoax and then once again at probably 4am to please those three handsome dudes I was sitting with. They loved it a lot. Don't think Ed's international honeyz liked it much tho. OH LOL. They were more in to weeing in showers...yea, for real.
Actually, unfortunately my night didn't end on the Strokes. My cue to leave was definitely approximately 2 hours before that gross jerky old guy at the party said something along the lines of "hey kids, gonna play you an old German band from the 80s to educate you, it's a classic mate" then stomped over to the innovative technology apparatus to type "Kraftwerk" in to the video playing box thingie with his fat finger. OH COME ON MR CONDESCEND US MUCH, go tell yr grandchildren about how the invention of Daft Punk influenced yr brains back in the olden days. ugh. We also have BBC on our TV, you know?So anyway, one of the elements that added to the success of the soundtrack to my train ride home was Toro Y Moi. TYM is great for drifty hung-over train ride chilling. It's very important to chose the right soundtrack for optimal solo-hanging. LISTEN This song recently came out on Carpark Records.

yeahhhhhhh.

2009-11-19T00:54:00.009Z

#2 is here.

lock up your daughters.

unless they wanna come.
then facilitate if anything.
lifts n that.

fresh tunes & friendly faces.
& vice versa.

just watching the break up.
id love to be friends with vince vaughn.
he seems like such a great guy.

jan10 pop ffwd

2009-11-18T14:13:00.000Z

WOOAH! Yesterday one of my fave bands Beach House were giving out their new single Norway to the internet. How nice! And holy shit, wow, how awesome is the song!! I am worshiper of genuine dreamy pop so Beach House to me is pretty much perfect ♥ ♥ ♥LISTEN HERE!!

Aww, listening to this makes me want to press the Universe's FFWD button so it can be January already so I can listen to their new album. And I want it to be March already so I can go watch them play with Grizzly Bear. Oh yeah, Grizzly Bear! How rofling predictable of me. I've managed to find a sneaky mid-paragraph link to mention more sonic heroes, LOLZ. But now that I've done it, I might as well post in the Grizzliebees new video made by Allison Schulnik because it's definitively another one for the "ZOMGY AWESOMEE" booky:

I'm glad the BH album is coming out in January tho. Nobody is in to Januaries in general. Jan sux basically. And last year the only thing that gave my January any meaning was the Animal Collective when Merriweather came out. Hopefully Beach House will do the same to Jan10.

Huh? retro. Uh oh I reckon my pop post here is gonna annoy Tiger. He has already told me off for making this blog "girly and pink", we're currently in a text colour war, every time I refresh he's changed my purple back to blue. Oh come on Tiger, no homo intended!

holidays r comin'.

2009-11-18T14:02:00.004Z

with christmas just around the corner i thought i better check out the coolest toys.

dont wanna look like a dick on the playground in january.

this? or this? or maybe this?

tbh the tickle me elmo gloves wouldnt normally be my thing but these guyz seem to love em.

rrp $29.99.

// a grave with no name //
album drops this side of the atlantic in a couple o' weeks.
my stockings gonna be all killer no filler this year huh.

and we parted ways at mt. jade.mp3

in other news i finally realised what the new banner reminds me of.
i think this angle helps...

Advocate of the Atlas Sound

2009-11-17T01:22:00.000Z

I missed out on the Jafro-2-Go event last night but Tiger kept me updated about Olly (oh swoon!), Jeddy & co via txtmsgs. I went to see Atlas Sound play instead. When I got to the venue, everyone was all "wooah, lady from Stereolab is here!" In other words: Z.O.M.G.E.R.Z, she is gonna sing Quick Canal with Braddy!! How cool is that? Needless to say, many smiles, happy times, it ruled.

Bradford also called out for song requests and some doofy pseudo-enthusiasts desperately blurted words in to the dark: "DEAHANTAH!" yeah dude, yr so witty aren't ya? Eventually an important word got yelled: "Pavement!" Whoever yelled that sounded like his life depended on it so Braddy smiled and tried playing Pavement, it was endearing but he struggled figuring out the chords. Aw, I wish he was my friend.

Definitively listen to Quick Canal, the collab song with lady from Stereolab: HERE YOU GO. It's off the new Atlas Sound album Logos. I've still not shut the hell up already about this album and have been listening to it religiously for the past month but it feels nowhere near over-played or over-advocated yet, it's total genius. Whilst you listen to the song, I recommend staring at the above piccy for a while. Seriously, do it! That's by this guy (awesomely) named out-4-pizza. As are these:

no more afro.

2009-11-16T17:33:00.000Z

happy monday(s)
not long till the weekend...

whatever brains are pretty awesome.

check out the new record.
saddle up 7".
it looks A LOT like this.

here is 1 of the 3.
Eli Porter, Class of 2005.MP3

sweet.

man sass.

2009-11-12T13:37:00.000Z

ohhh hiii linda!

come in.
make yourself comfortable.
theres fresh towels in the airing cupboard and help yourself to anything in the fridge.

oh, and rest assured i never thought you were cool.

its been an ok week.
watching the video of the drunk woman falling in front of the train in boston was pretty cool.
fucked up are snatching the save the world torch out of that boomtown rats grubby hand.

"well tonight thank god its them instead of you."

and

i just discovered i like man's assassination, man.

like. a lot.

hiia:// www.orld

2009-11-10T21:30:00.000Z

Ok. Cool. It's me, Linda. Haia! I'm new to this and this is my wwworld premiere on the BLOGOSPHERE (LOL!). I'm scared, I hear it's a pretty mean place, "blog eat blog" etc, so pleeez don't hate me,k??

There, I just took a picture of myself in photobooth in my new demi & denzel bloffice. Hi!

The thing is, Tiger asked me to do this blog with him from now because he seems to think that I am cool. Maybe he thinks that because I go to trendy art school or maybe because I used to go out with Ed Lilo (LOL!) or maybe because I......oh god, no! This is totally beside the point and clearly, within my first paragraph to The Internet, I have already managed to prove that NO, despite it already being 2009, I'm still not ready to become a hip interblogger, oww :( But hey I am willing to commit total social suicide if you promise to listen to the music, look at the pics and kool vidzzz that I post. So, as you can tell, really I am not cool. And neither is Tiger. (or Ed, LOLZ!1 sOZ)

Oh well, right? this is pretty fun already! Since Tiger and I are now an official DJ CREW or whatever, I'm guessing I should put focus on musics for my bloggering. I'm a little torn. A problem that I have with instant single track download bloggering is that you can forget about the album the blogged song belongs to, you're taking the song out of its intended context. "oh I only know one song by Washed Out, it's a remix I got off brooklynvegan, they tweeted the link!" Yo! hey! don't be proud of that, piss off, get off twitter and listen to the album/EP/etc (LOL I'm such a hypocrite) What I mean, if you've never eaten a sandwich before, and someone gave you some cheese and said "hey look this is cheese, I took it out of a sandwich, it's my favorite part of the sandwich" You couldn't possibly from that piece of cheese claim that you know what a sandwich tastes like, right? YR LAZY. Listen to albums! AMEN.
Anyway, ♪ ♪ ♪ for my first post I thought I'd chose a real nice song by Lotus Plaza for the readers of Tiger's blog (hi, Lisa!) to listen to. This song is called Sunday Night which is from the ALBUM The Floodlight Collective. LISTEN , isn't it prettttie??

FOR THE RECORD:
Every post below this one I have nothing to do with (no offense, Tiger, yeah?) I'm only part of this from now on and I will no longer let Tiger blog about irrelevant shit.

tenuous links.

2009-10-30T22:51:00.000Z

wampire - wooby dooby.MP3

surfer blood - floating vibes.MP3

vampires....... blood....... geddit?

guys dress like idiots. girls dress like sluts.
kids mess with your house if you dont give em what they want.

best holiday.

2009-10-27T16:24:00.000Z

what the eff file den?

free dennis.

2009-10-24T11:02:00.001+01:00

115 bucks!!??!!

2009-10-20T15:25:00.001+01:00

a bargain i think you will agree.

my good name - thru the mud.

heyyyyyyyyyy
moon hoax was pretty rad huh?

whaddya reckon ed?

uhuh.

dope body are real good.

check em out.
vision.d/l.

what the eff.

2009-10-13T14:36:00.001+01:00

a gr8 week is upon us.

the rather dashing ed lilo and his constant pursuit of fun stuff to do has lead us here^
get off the internet and come celebrate all things rockin'.

put saturday 17th in your diary.
in pen.

looky here or here for more deets.

PLUS.

jam kabuki watermargin whatever host the lovely die! die! die!
tomorrow.
wednesday.
14th.
im going so you should too.

itll be sweet as.

tuesday.

2009-10-06T15:12:00.000+01:00

play this.

listen to this.

boogie boarder - bio hassle.MP3

done.

season seven.

2009-10-06T13:23:00.000+01:00

2009-10-03T18:30:00.001+01:00

bullshit pun or bullshit band name?
+
dont mess with letterman.

xtranormal.

2009-10-03T13:30:00.000+01:00

its fantasy football.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
lolz.

this record is gonna be sweet as.

hot song.MP3

uhuh.

yeah pretty bored.

2009-10-01T14:40:00.000+01:00

angry forum debate.
one or two tweaks...

looky looky.

2009-09-30T21:53:00.000+01:00

new die die die album is gonna be hella good.

2009-09-30T12:14:00.000+01:00

thee oh sees new record is alright.
the river rushes (to screw md over).MP3

never enough woodwind these days.

prince knows whats up.
get off.MP3

who moiseyev.

2009-09-29T15:22:00.000+01:00

hes from smith westerns and you like them dont you.
same kinda shtick.

number one.MP3
teenage lovers.MP3

in other news:
hitler is still alive.
one should be more careful when driving a huge haul of bees.
and the hills new season starts tonight.

peace.

football focus.

2009-09-26T12:58:00.001+01:00

the traditional fools - please.MP3

great vid. great ink. great rekkid.

dude perfect.

2009-09-25T12:22:00.000+01:00

its been a busy week.
top secret tv commercial. and for the first time in months
money in the bank. it feels this good.

and now gunther is on loose women.
can things get any better?

yes.

lovvers/male bonding tomorrow.
seaside here i come.

coolies - holiday.MP3

get on it.

pugwall.

2009-09-17T16:12:00.000+01:00

we've all been there.

not looking as cool as corey though.
after seeing this ill probz be getting a nipple piercing.

2009-09-17T13:28:00.000+01:00

get rude.

2009-09-15T12:02:00.000+01:00

kids shows suck these days.

10.5 tog.

2009-09-13T13:55:00.000+01:00

climbing the wooden hill to the land of nod is always a pleasure at my house.
here is why.

jus' sayin'

anyway.
like ponytail and crime
SMARTS are another fine baltimore export.

feast your ears.

caring.MP3
jules et jim.MP3

smell ya.

dont call it a comeback.

2009-09-12T13:10:00.000+01:00

take from this what you will.
a valuable lesson that you should never give up?
or on the other hand.

a gentle reminder not to try so hard.

either way the commentary is gr8.

this is out next week.

meth teeth - unemployment forever.MP3

ps. id advise against image searching meth teeth.

YEAH!

2009-09-11T11:54:00.000+01:00

the three day post offset detox was tough but like the nfl im back and better than ever.

this record is awesome.

go-geddit.
lulu's lips.MP3

some one check this out.
im too scared.

2009-09-02T19:54:00.000+01:00

so long summer.
its a shame we didnt spend enough quality time together.

small black - despicable dogs.

record in october.
lovely.

answers on a postcard.

2009-08-30T18:31:00.000+01:00

woooo.

2009-08-29T12:45:00.000+01:00

yeah.
whos with me?

heres me having it large last year.
i can only hope for more of the same.

hey paul.

2009-08-27T21:07:00.000+01:00

i mostly hate covers.

they are usually less than jake doing barry manilow.
or summat equally hilarious.

nah mate. not for me.

covers should be more like this.

gigantic.d/l

thriller.

2009-08-27T15:52:00.000+01:00

as if this wasnt enough.

now this.

thats some copperfield shit.

sub pop.

2009-08-26T19:47:00.000+01:00

sweet new sneaks + sweet new no age.

youre a target.d/l

C.O.Y.I.

2009-08-25T14:52:00.000+01:00

three weddings.

health - death+.

vivian girls - i have no fun.

times new viking - these days.

and a funeral.

gutsies - oh mary lou.

hiyaaaaa.

2009-08-24T17:01:00.001+01:00

cool huh.

part of his 'jump 'n' run' series, hamburg-based photographer patrick runte recreated scenes from classic video games.

check the rest out here.

i never really got pac-man.
all the guy wants is some eats.
leave him be.

plus being chased scares me.
in both the real and the virtual world.

the coathangers - nestle in my boobies.d/l

this song reminds me of a chase.
a creepy chase.
but with sexy results.

the best kind of chase.

secret of the ooze.

2009-08-22T16:45:00.000+01:00

take a trip down memory lane.

you will soon realize the world was a much better place in the early 90s and cut a deal with the devil to be that care-free kid again.

i salute this lady for holding on with white knuckle resilience.

whatever.

back the the future II is on.
im having a butternut squash risotto later.
and the new record from the mayfair set is real good.

i've been watching you. d/l.

peace.

unlike me.

2009-08-18T17:34:00.000+01:00

zach hill has been hella busy of late.

thank you.thank you.

not only is new project chll pll real nice.

dick moves d/l.

album AGGRESSIVELY HUMBLE drops in october.
or 'the fall' if you will.

it also seems hes doing a lil bit with wavves to boot.

rad.

and now the new video from pterodactyl.

double rad.

aftersun moneyshot.

2009-08-17T13:26:00.000+01:00

dos cervezas por favor.

2009-08-10T09:56:00.000+01:00

im off to kick back on the costa blanca.

if you see me on my pedalo do say hello.

smell ya later.

its pepsi. is that alright?

2009-08-05T11:58:00.000+01:00

its been a while....

howz thingz?

here is angelina jolie immortalised breast feeding two kiddies at the same time.

thank god some one did something to raise awareness for world breast feeding week.
to think it could have slipped by unnoticed.

the new golden triangle record should be good eh?

these are old but wet the whistle:
red coats. d/l
night brigade. d/l

i wont put up the wikkid cool new sex is disgusting release.
from mazes.
cos every other blog has.
but go buy it here.

rip john hughes.

strong look.

2009-07-30T16:55:00.000+01:00

gunz.

2009-07-30T11:03:00.000+01:00

dont you.

see you on saturday yeah?

in other news:
i been listening to a lot of cold cave.
a lot of javelin.
and watching a lot of hollyoaks.

cold cave - life magazine.
javelin - vibrationz.
calvin valentine - hunk.

drinking alone is just cheaper.

2009-07-29T13:04:00.000+01:00

dont be fooled by society.

after much deliberation i decided ill have this played at my funeral.

mad chops and crazy choreography an awesome video makes.

p.s if i pass my girlfriend the remote she will find a show about sti's within seconds.

fresh.

2009-07-28T20:18:00.000+01:00

be more careful murdock.

2009-07-23T16:05:00.000+01:00

rage.

2009-07-22T15:18:00.000+01:00

i fucking hate it when this happens.

but i like this.

wavves - mickey mouse.d/l

some long forgotten demo but its pretty sweet.

d u d e.

2009-07-22T14:29:00.000+01:00

kinda like van wilder.

him again.

2009-07-20T16:45:00.000+01:00

woah.

2009-07-20T15:07:00.000+01:00

40 years huh?

what the fuck.

life should be like this by now.

beards & drugs.

2009-07-19T14:49:00.000+01:00

shit.

all this talk of michael kingofpop jackson made me forget.

r.i.p. u.m.p.

time to pass the torch back to ali campbell i guess.

"he said alright.

2009-07-18T21:57:00.000+01:00

i just smiled n winked."

SoCal.

2009-07-17T16:11:00.000+01:00

i realised that its not the being unemployed and poverty stricken that bothers me.
its the geography.

if i lived here.

in southern california.

id really take advantage of this down time.
trade in this pastey paunch for something a little more..........bronzed and rippling.
get me a pair of those flowery shorts technically long enough to be trousers.
squeeze some lemon juice into my hair.
grab my board and hit the beach.

id probably get chatting to some blonde bikini babes.
they would probably say they liked my flip flops and invite me to an awesome high school kegger.
id probably go.
id probably drink out of them red plastic cups and become best buds with a star of a reality show.
then see out the rest of my days as 'Tiger. Chad's friend.'

until the bright lights of the big city came a calling for the spin off.
obviously.

the drums - lets go surfing.d/l

dspr8 hswvs.

2009-07-17T11:09:00.000+01:00

this family is w e i r d.

i thought the kid was weird.

mommy takes the biscuit.

or gets fed it seductively by her offspring.

probably after dunking.

chromeo - momma's boy.

diagnosis moider.

2009-07-13T13:59:00.000+01:00

another manic monday.

made a nice breakfast and still pretty busy growing this beard.

atm im really enjoying this record by stevens younger brother ty segall.

although not as well known for his physical attributes. ty is vicious when cornered.

this is lemons.

can't talk. d/l.

wow.

2009-07-09T18:59:00.000+01:00

true.

2009-07-09T16:52:00.000+01:00

i like battles. i like three trapped tigers. i like what's up.

the record is way better than 'wogan's perfect recall.'

but don't take my word for it.

seasoning's greeting. d/l.

37.5+over time.

2009-07-09T15:53:00.000+01:00

no longer unemployed.
my job is growing a great beard.

and its full time.

forget everything.

2009-07-08T14:02:00.000+01:00

its good to be alive.

dunford offend you yeah?

2009-07-07T17:05:00.000+01:00

errrrrrrrrgh.

2009-07-07T12:08:00.000+01:00

''well she's met her fair share of politicians in her time
but we'll be finding out 'were any of them sexy?'

once again the loose women meet the important issues head on and give the people
the info they so badly need.

looks like the first dum dum girls show went pretty good at the weekend.
bit of an all star cast.
there's loads of vids of everyone that played scattered around the toob.

check it.

saw wild yaks in bk a couple times.
awethum shows and the record is well good.

'tomahawk'd/l.
'pondering philosopher'd/l.

boyhood forever.

like a pig.

2009-07-02T13:09:00.000+01:00

To a line judge at the US Open

You can see as well as ... these f***ing flowers. And they're f***ing plastic (1980)

When struck by a ball hit by Czech player Tomas Smid

You'll be sorry you hit me, you f***ing communist asshole (1983)

Thinking positive

My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses (1979)

they don't make em like that no more huh.

they make em like this.

in between trips to centre court i would recommend lying in the sun like a beached whale. drinking pimms and listening to:

uh-oh love comes to town. talking heads.

gimme some time. smith westerns.

take the money and run. steve miller band.

what of it.

2009-06-27T16:26:00.000+01:00

sacking off the tennis. for a bit.
sitting in the sun.
factor 50.
drinking some drinks.
listening to this:

one of my better decisions. i backed betamax.

beer then wine. fine.

a happier time.

2009-06-26T22:46:00.000+01:00

no more tears baby.

things are looking up.

30 odd foot of grunts.

2009-06-26T16:20:00.000+01:00

i can't remember what life was like before jackson showed me how to take screen shots.
but i know i dont wanna go back to the way it was.

music is now nothing but a soundtrack to wimbledon and paper toss.

the fresh and onlys -
love & kindness.

ganglians -
hair.

maaaaaaaaaaan.

2009-06-23T11:26:00.000+01:00

suxx to miss this.

do not fear.
go to this!

here's andi peters to explain more.

2009-06-21T17:39:00.000+01:00

the best of a GREAT bunch.

im watching 'this morning'.

things are worse than i thought.

however i have learned that it is child safety week.
you would not believe the hidden dangers around your home.
i just don't know how i made it this far.

nice weather today should really go outside i used to have a table tennis table in my garden going outside was a lot more appealing then it was great me and my dad would play for hours my mum hated the noise i only hated it when the ball went in the bushes though had to climb into the undergrowth and get covered in spiders dad made me cos i was smaller even though i was well scared of them but that's going back a bit now though we lost it to rust years ago.

the new shield your eyes record is out soon.
this is old. but good.

Shield Your Eyes - Come On Melissa Are You A Kisser

big AND clever.

2009-06-18T14:05:00.000+01:00

i should never have shaved.
forgot i had a big fat face.

nevermind.

this is really taking my mind off it.

currently i am enjoying gutsies. friendship. explode into colours. dinowalrus.

& young governor.

all way cool.

no regrets.

day 3.0.

2009-06-17T14:59:00.000+01:00

hey.
yeah not much.
just watching spain v iraq atm tbh.
s'alright.
gonna go tax office in a bit.
get me some rebate.
shorts n tshirt.
why?
hello?

i love everything from new zealand i think.

these guys are coolies.
check out their myspace for more sweet tunes & videos.

i like the new white rabbits album.
yesterday i listened to the whole thing during a lovely walk on the canal.
this is the opener.
video is cool too.
White Rabbits - "Percussion Gun"

strictly. for the ladies.

2009-06-15T16:20:00.000+01:00

ok then. im gonna go have a cold shower and listen to my summer grooves.

Holiday Shores- "Phones Don't Feud"
more.

Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson - "The Debtor"
more.
my room mate from new york.
transgressive just put the record out. go geddit.

Oneida- What's Up, Jackal?
more.

p.s. dwight howard is massive. but just not big enough.